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Hola, soy maggie, soy una argentina que no sabe hacer con su vida

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
jamesblackhound:

chelonianmobile:

ezlncheerleader:

nerdycurvyboundandflirty:

lastdaysofmagic:

Said No One Ever!

Said me, actually.  Why?
Those funny books and websites with Chuck Norris jokes? He sued them.
Chuck Norris has given thousands of dollars to the Republican party since before some of us were born.
Norris said that Obama being reelected would bring on “socialism or something much worse” and  "1,000 years of darkness".  Hmmm… that wording’s not problematic at all, right?
Chuck Norris vocally supported California Prop 8, saying, “[P]ro-Prop. 8 votes weren’t intended to deprive any group of its rights; they were safeguarding their honest convictions regarding the boundaries of marriage.” 
His good buddy Rick Perry (who only seems opens his mouth when he wants to piss me off) made Chuck Norris an honorary Texas Ranger ten years after the show was canceled.
He thinks schools should not allow LBGTQ students to participate in the Day of Silence.  Norris asks, "Is encouraging or teaching about homosexuality what our forefathers expected for the public education they founded?"
For Chuck Norris, promoting Christianity trumps freedom of the press.  "How abhorring it is when the freedom of the press is abused to demean the biblical God?"
So fuck Chuck Norris.

he also starred in a Zionist movie with a plot centered on him killing loads of racist depictions of Palestinians

If he’s so awful and he hates the Chuck Norris jokes, shouldn’t we keep making them?

Chuck Norris has such a small dick that he makes up for it by being one!

jamesblackhound:

chelonianmobile:

ezlncheerleader:

nerdycurvyboundandflirty:

lastdaysofmagic:

Said No One Ever!

Said me, actually.  Why?

So fuck Chuck Norris.

he also starred in a Zionist movie with a plot centered on him killing loads of racist depictions of Palestinians

If he’s so awful and he hates the Chuck Norris jokes, shouldn’t we keep making them?

Chuck Norris has such a small dick that he makes up for it by being one!

nerdgasm55:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

physicianwhy:

feistyfrank:

A TRUE FEMALE ICON

and we’re not going to talk ABOUT HOW THIS IS BUFFY

I THINK WE SHOULD ALSO BE TALKING ABOUT HOW THAT IS SOMETHING BUFFY WOULD DO

i feel like daphne was just a red haired season 1 buffy

supernaturallysarcastic:

befitandchase:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

What the actual fuck?


 

gettinglostinneverland:

flamingmuse:

lizinprogress:

I’m seeing some crazy Daddy!Klaine storytelling in their future.

Oh, gosh, can you imagine them telling stories?  They’ll get so into it.  They’ll do all the voices.

I’m pretty sure at some point the kid will just whine “Daddy, I just want to sleep…” “Shhh, honey, let Papa finish his story.”

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

itshellahelbig:

kmdos:

unscened:

pepsiccola:

kkatkkrap:

doctorcanon:

hiddlesbatchlings:

drinktomebabyandburymeingold:

henrycavilll:

I went

to public school.

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i lost it after attempt 510 omfg

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT!!! BAHAHAHAHA

OMFG I’M CRYING

Taylor this is the video I’ve been meaning to show you

CAN’T EVEN BREATHE RN

Reblogging again.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO.

I CANT BREATH HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHI

c r y i n g

thank god this video’s coming back xD

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE IM CRYING

3 hours ago1,500,986 plays
nogstuck:


frosty-lips:


reblog if you’ve been through all of them <3


if you havent been through all of them that means you are younger than 13 and why the frick are you on the internet go outside and play in the yard

nogstuck:

frosty-lips:

reblog if you’ve been through all of them <3

if you havent been through all of them that means you are younger than 13 and why the frick are you on the internet go outside and play in the yard